Home Innovator Pillows

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Cook in the cookery section.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

Television company new recruit

Swiss Army Stove.

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

Self Serve Road Repair.

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Husband washes the dishes