Domestic Innovator Pillows

Husband washes the dishes

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Bird Bath.

Cook in the cookery section.

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Self-Employment

Television company new recruit

Swiss Army Stove.

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."