Domestic Innovator Pillows

Husband washes the dishes

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Bird Bath.

Cook in the cookery section.

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Self-Employment

Swiss Army Stove.

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Television company new recruit

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Self Serve Road Repair.

Paper Bath Towels.

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'