Family Innovator Pillows

'Promise me you'll take it back to work after the weekend!'

Evolution.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Cook in the cookery section.

Bird Bath.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'The stuka brought you.'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Daisy Diaper Service

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Swiss Army Stove.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"We're making progress."

If business gets any worse, I'll have to start laying off relatives!

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Husband washes the dishes

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

Designer Baby.

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.