Dad Innovator Pillows

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'The stuka brought you.'

The modern generation!

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Dad's home

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

Husband washes the dishes

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

Designer Baby.

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Breasts for the men