Trendsetter Dad Pillows

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

La Table

Bad hair day!

'She's so put together!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Men's business romper.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Mac OS 20

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

A Macaroni in 1772

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Keeping warm.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'