Fashion Trendsetter Pillows

"It's not a shawl, hombre - it's a hand-woven poncho."

'You can't judge a person by his cell phone cover.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"We were all about green jobs before it was fashionable."

Beards and Facial Piercings

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

'His shirt worries me.'

Which way to menswear?

'Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Nice Snood

Do you like my bling?

'Those make you look like a bit of a tosser, these are more you - A complete arse'

"Sensational outfit...and black is always in fashion!"

'It's okay to stare at my tattoo - it's the menu!'

"I remember when I got that tattoo. It was originally on my thigh."

"Well pardon me! I just assume, when someone comes into work on a Monday morning with a mohawk, that they've had a pretty good weekend!"

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Hats

"Dad, it isn't called a 'five o'clock shadow' anymore...it's call SEXY!"

"That's it, son, you're gettin' the belt!"

"Sorry mate, you're not coming in without any proof of beard."

'Do you still sell 'husky' jeans?'

"No, we are not twins."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"That bluish layer there is an accumulation of denim jackets from the Eightiezoic Era."

"It's not that I'm opposed to beards, Lawrence. . ."

young man tells his military cousin that 'you dragoon swells' won't have quite such a pull upon civillians now that they are all growing moustaches

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

'WOW! Groovy goatee dude!'