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"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Men's business romper.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Rap music

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'