Fashion Forward Dads T-Shirts

"Dad bods are so in right now."

"We have the exact same taste."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

How's the new one?

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Go ask your search engine."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Yummy Mummy

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Add your kids' ages together...

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

Take your Daughter to Word Day

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

Meals on Heels.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"

Maternity. Which one is yours?

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

Think of it as instant messaging.

Hot trends for parents 1. Crumb detailing 2. Camo stains magically only visible in public 3. Chunky pockets stuffed with stones, squashed leaves, tiny socks, and snack wrappers....

"Dude, you should wear it on the front. Chicks love that!"

'Dad, meet CGI Dad.'

"We look better in winter."

Entering "So, what are your kids doing?" (formerly Brooklyn)

'The facts of life? Sure -- just type in this URL.'

"Wanna split a ride uptown?"

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My father looks like his bowling ball."