Techie Dad Pillows

"Oh yeah? Well, my dad has more numbers, symbols and upper & lower-case letters in his passwords than your dad!"

The cell phone soother for life.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

The Plasmas.

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

Drone Baby Delivery

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

'Congatulations! It's a PDA!'

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"Lemonade App: $1"

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

At the modern antenatal class.

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'I need some tech support here!'

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

"Sometimes I think I have the best kids in the world. But maybe I should google it just make sure."

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

"Daddy, I'm all grown up now, and I'm leaving to start a life of my own."

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

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'She can't answer when I call, but she loves the ring tone.'

"Siri told me to go ask you ... "

"This app helps you create expletives during labor for reproach, vilification and revilement."