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'Promise me you'll take it back to work after the weekend!'

Evolution.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Cook in the cookery section.

Bird Bath.

'The stuka brought you.'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

Daisy Diaper Service

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Swiss Army Stove.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"We're making progress."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

If business gets any worse, I'll have to start laying off relatives!

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Husband washes the dishes

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

Designer Baby.

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!