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House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Bird Bath.

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Cook in the cookery section.

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Swiss Army Stove.

Self-Employment

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Husband washes the dishes

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"I'm working remotely from home...I have a gallbladder, 2 appendectomies, a colon resection and playgroup at 3."

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

'Hot Lunch.'

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute