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'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

"We just wanted to give them a bit more choice."

Bird Bath.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

You will always find a spot to garden

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Gene Manipulation

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"Legally, we're a farm."