Yard Innovator T-Shirts

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Sea weed harvest.

Beginning Yarder.

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Art of Surviving

Bird Bath.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Digging.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Hedge Car

Leaves.

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.