Yard Innovator Gifts

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Sea weed harvest.

Beginning Yarder.

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Art of Surviving

Bird Bath.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Digging.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Hedge Car

Leaves.

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.