Yard Work Innovator Gifts

Sticky suit leaf collection system

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Conservation Area

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Lawnmower

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Okay, dig that one up!

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Bird Bath.

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'George! This way quick!'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."