Yard Work Avoider Gifts

"Hey Brian - can I borrow your lawnmower?"

'When it comes to the garden, he's more GROAN than growing.'

'Gerald now does everything on his 'human transporter' - including mowing the lawn.'

Good News about winter

"If you can find the mower in that lot, I'll do it!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Conservation Area

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Lawnmower

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'George! This way quick!'

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'