Yard Work Avoidant Gifts

If we're moving towards a service economy, why won't you mow the lawn?

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Lawnmower

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Conservation Area

Okay, dig that one up!

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'George! This way quick!'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

Beware of the Undergrowth.