Yard Work Devotee Gifts

Recognising obsessive behaviour.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"He loves his leaf blower."

The Last Leaf

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Conservation Area

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Lawnmower

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Beginning Yarder.

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

'George! This way quick!'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."