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Recognising obsessive behaviour.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

The Last Leaf

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Conservation Area

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Lawnmower

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mulch madness"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

'George! This way quick!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."