Yard Work Innovator Mugs

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Lawnmower

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Conservation Area

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'George! This way quick!'

Bird Bath.

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Beware of the Undergrowth.