Yard Work Enthusiast Mugs

Death on the Weekend

'To answer your question, I'll do indoors when they produce a home sit-on motorized carpet-cleaner.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Looks like your lawn is getting a little long. Trouble getting the mower started?' 'Trouble getting the husband started.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

Last Leaf

Gardener

'Any chance of the new owners lending me that this afternoon?'

'I'm out of bags.'

'You took some nice photos of your autumn leaves. Which one is you favourite.'

'This is where my dad goes to seed.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Start up the Engine

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"I guess you can stop weeding now."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

The Last Leaf

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Conservation Area

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Lawnmower

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Beginning Yarder.

"Mulch madness"