Yard Enthusiast Mugs

"Can I borrow your lawnmower...and you?"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

Beginning Yarder.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."

"You never liked that concrete gnome, did you?"

Leaves.

When Shove Comes To Push

Charlie Dimmock T-shirts for gardeners.

This one is guaranteed to cut your yard work time in half!

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Gardener

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

The Last Leaf

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

House sale.

Human males marking territory.