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"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Solar powered sundial

"When the leaves fall, they land in the cans. It sure saves a lot of raking!"

Okay, dig that one up!

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Snail trap

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

Hydroponic Gardening

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Arctic Hothouse

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Hipster Yard

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Pyramid Garden

"Legally, we're a farm."

Watering a plant in the rain.

The Golfer Gardener

Genetically Modified Apples

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Devil watering tails.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

saving water

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

false perspective in the garden (based on M C Escher)

Easter egg tree.

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Ingenuity