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'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Snail trap

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Arctic Hothouse

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

Pyramid Garden

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Hipster Yard

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Genetically Modified Apples

Devil watering tails.

Solar powered sundial

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Easter egg tree.

'I dunno, Friar Tuck. Sometimes I think I preferred the hidout before our visit from the 'Ground Force' team.'

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Flower Show Information. What brings my favorite and only son-in-law here? I'm keeping my nursery up to date on best horticultural practices

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Ingenuity

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

'Ooh, I love your overalls, who are you wearing?'

"When the leaves fall, they land in the cans. It sure saves a lot of raking!"

"Comfy?"

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

'Digging in the garden again? Bad dog!'

'Steve hates getting ticks.'