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'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Snail trap

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Arctic Hothouse

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Hipster Yard

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Pyramid Garden

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Solar powered sundial

Genetically Modified Apples

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Devil watering tails.

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

'I dunno, Friar Tuck. Sometimes I think I preferred the hidout before our visit from the 'Ground Force' team.'

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Easter egg tree.

Ingenuity

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

'Ooh, I love your overalls, who are you wearing?'

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

"When the leaves fall, they land in the cans. It sure saves a lot of raking!"

'Digging in the garden again? Bad dog!'

"Comfy?"

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

"One two tree"