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'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Spring in Japan.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

'He took a fetching class.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Snail trap

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

"We could start a band."

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

Dun Decking

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Hipster Yard

Pyramid Garden

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Notice - Salt Kills

Chelsea flower show sewage

Watering a plant in the rain.

'Watching ant TV!'

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Boxer beaten by a rake.