Artistic Gardener Pillows

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Spring in Japan.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

'He took a fetching class.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Jacques Lacan

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Snail trap

"She's had a lot of work done."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"We could start a band."

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

Dun Decking

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

Hipster Yard

Notice - Salt Kills

Pyramid Garden

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Watering a plant in the rain.

Garden Variety Irish

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8

'Watching ant TV!'

Redneck Lawn Art