Avant-garde Gardener Pillows

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Jazz is Invented

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Blend Schools

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Paving over the window-box

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Painting nature.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Urban Compost Heap.