Avant-garde Gardener Mugs

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Jazz is Invented

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Blend Schools

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Samuel Beckett

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Paving over the window-box

"No sitting on the art, ma'am."

Painting nature.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Francis Picabia

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Pants Uglifier!

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'