Innovative Gardener Pillows

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Solar powered sundial

"When the leaves fall, they land in the cans. It sure saves a lot of raking!"

Okay, dig that one up!

Jacques Lacan

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Snail trap

Hydroponic Gardening

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

Arctic Hothouse

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"So I can eat better here at work."

Pyramid Garden

Hipster Yard

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

"Legally, we're a farm."

Watering a plant in the rain.

The Golfer Gardener

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Devil watering tails.

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

Genetically Modified Apples

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

saving water

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'