Techy Gardener Pillows

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bird Torture.

Okay, dig that one up!

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Snail trap

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Garden genomes.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

"This is Raj, your guide to your desk."

"I love technology. I just programmed this smart tree to drop its leaves in the neighbor's yard."

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

GM Crop Lark

Genetically Modified Apples

Solar powered sundial

saving water