"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."
Techy Gardener Pillows
Add a touch of humor and personality to their garden shed or outdoor nook with our playful pillows that celebrate the tech-savvy gardener’s passions.
"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."
Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.
"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"
Bird Torture.
Okay, dig that one up!
"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."
'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'
"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"
"You've definitely got water retention..."
"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."
"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."
Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.
'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'
Snail trap
Garden genomes.
"Why don't other people ever do this?"
"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."
Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!
"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."
"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"
'Sewer farm - 100% organic'
"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."
Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.
'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'
'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'
"This is Raj, your guide to your desk."
"I love technology. I just programmed this smart tree to drop its leaves in the neighbor's yard."
'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'
Genetically Modified Apples
Solar powered sundial
"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."
Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist! (Published originally on August 26, 2015.)
GM Crop Lark
'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'
Techy Gardener Pillows Collection
Techy Gardener Mugs
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Techy Gardener Prints
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Techy Gardener T-Shirts
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