Geeky Gardener Pillows

Okay, dig that one up!

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Bird Torture.

Dog in Daisys

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Giant slug attacks a city

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Grass huggers.

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Snail trap

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."