Garden Gadget Geeks Pillows

'I never let the grass grow under my feet.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bird Torture.

Okay, dig that one up!

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

Garden genomes.

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'That's Oog -- the poor sam invented garden tools.'

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

"I love technology. I just programmed this smart tree to drop its leaves in the neighbor's yard."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

saving water

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

'So, that know-it-all Harriet Tuppman says...'

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."