Geeky Gardener Gifts

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Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Dog in Daisys

Bird Torture.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Giant slug attacks a city

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Grass huggers.

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Watering can helmet.

Snail trap