Tech-loving Gardener Pillows

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Okay, dig that one up!

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Farmer using a photo editing program

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

This one needs re-booting!

GM Crop Lark

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Modern Shepherding

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

saving water

Milk Machine

'I never let the grass grow under my feet.'

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'