Gadget-loving Grower Pillows

Agriculture and New Technologies

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Okay, dig that one up!

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

This one needs re-booting!

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist! (Published originally on August 26, 2015.)

Modern Shepherding

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

saving water

Milk Machine

'I never let the grass grow under my feet.'

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � Riding mower GPS.