Gadget-loving Grower Pillows

Agriculture and New Technologies

Okay, dig that one up!

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

This one needs re-booting!

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

Modern Shepherding

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

Milk Machine

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

saving water

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

'I never let the grass grow under my feet.'