Creative Gardener Pillows

"One two tree"

"We just wanted to give them a bit more choice."

Ingenuity

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Snail trap

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Okay, dig that one up!

Beginning Yarder.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'He took a fetching class.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Gardener of the Year.

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Arctic Hothouse

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

Dun Decking

Hipster Yard

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."