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"Legally, we're a farm."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Yardless: Please help

Okay, dig that one up!

Bird Bath.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Snail trap

Hydroponic Gardening

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Pyramid Garden

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

The Golfer Gardener

Solar powered sundial

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Devil watering tails.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

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false perspective in the garden (based on M C Escher)

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Easter egg tree.