Small Garden Innovator Gifts

"Legally, we're a farm."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Yardless: Please help

Okay, dig that one up!

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Bird Bath.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Snail trap

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Hydroponic Gardening

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

"So I can eat better here at work."

Pyramid Garden

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

The Golfer Gardener

Solar powered sundial

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

Devil watering tails.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Ingenuity

false perspective in the garden (based on M C Escher)

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."