Tiny Garden Innovator Gifts

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Bird Bath.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Snail trap

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

"So I can eat better here at work."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

"Legally, we're a farm."

"Says here tiny houses are the hot new trend. Didn't I always tell you we're ahead of our time, Doris?"

The Golfer Gardener

Solar powered sundial

Devil watering tails.

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

"Sippy cup holders!"

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

Newsstand with a sign saying "For Rent: Newsstand or Studio Apt."

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

false perspective in the garden (based on M C Escher)

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Ingenuity

Easter egg tree.