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Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Do me next."

Yardless: Please help

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

I need to set upmy own company.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Must get a longer cable."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Gardening new year's plans

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Digging.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Developers at small African village.

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

Hedge Car