Vertical Garden Visionary T-Shirts

"I suppose, you being a cartoonist, vertical gardening is just another way to get column inches."

Yardless: Please help

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'He's all eyes!'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Gardening new year's plans

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Pavement Artist

Taken genetic engineering too far

urban agriculture

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Perfect Match

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'