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"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Yardless: Please help

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Queen of Quinoa

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'He's all eyes!'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

You will always find a spot to garden

Taken genetic engineering too far

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

Your life is in great danger...

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'