Vegetable Patch Visionary Mugs

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Yardless: Please help

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Queen of Quinoa

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'He's all eyes!'

You will always find a spot to garden

Taken genetic engineering too far

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Your life is in great danger...

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'