Vegetable Visionary T-Shirts

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Beet Poet

'He's all eyes!'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Just our luck - vegetarians!'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Ceci n'est pas une tomato (This is not a tomato).

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'Mark my words boy!! You're not RIPE yet!!

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

A Leek checking out the Leek World's version of WikiLeaks

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

"States of tofu"

Allotment

Yardless: Please help

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Veggie Hall of Fame.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Onion Tears