Vegetable Visionary T-Shirts

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'He's all eyes!'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Just our luck - vegetarians!'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'Mark my words boy!! You're not RIPE yet!!

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

A Leek checking out the Leek World's version of WikiLeaks

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

"States of tofu"

Allotment

Yardless: Please help

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Onion Tears

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Rap-scallions

Vegetarian Nightmare.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Avocado Timeline

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'