Vegetable Patch T-Shirts

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'

Prize vegetables.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

You will always find a spot to garden

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

The Confused Gardener

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"Leftover seeds."

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

'My garden won't feed the family, but it'll feed a pretty nice rabbit stew.'

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

The cost of home grown vegetables

'Have you lost the plot?'

Man labouring over vegetable patch

Un-scary Scarecrow

'I never used to like brussels sprouts, but they're growing on me!'

Gardening for Beginners - 'Hot water or cold?'

'So we're organically grown. That's gonna make us feel better about being cut up into salad?'