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Gardening new year's plans

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Yardless: Please help

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'He's all eyes!'

Doulton Canada Geese

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Pavement Artist

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

Gardener of the Year.

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Woodpecker House

"I suppose, you being a cartoonist, vertical gardening is just another way to get column inches."

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Artist's Perspective