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Gardening new year's plans

Yardless: Please help

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'He's all eyes!'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Doulton Canada Geese

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Pavement Artist

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

Gardener of the Year.

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Ceci n'est pas une tomato (This is not a tomato).

"I suppose, you being a cartoonist, vertical gardening is just another way to get column inches."

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

Artist's Perspective

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'