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'That's your idea of weed control?'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'I want to thank you for all the business you've brought us.'

'When we hooked up through the Garden Share Scheme and you said you had big plans for my garden, THIS WAS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Yardless: Please help

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Handyman's Special'

Bird Bath.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"The pH level seems a little off."

Gardening new year's plans

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Sheds

Developers at small African village.

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.