Farming Visionary T-Shirts

'I think Willis has gone overboard with his 'agribusiness' image.'

"These Genetically Modified crops are really working for me now,George..."

"Guess what, I've invented a new plow." "Ground breaking!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"States of tofu"

Yardless: Please help

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Queen of Quinoa

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Give quiche a chance!

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Agricultural Psychology

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'He's all eyes!'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

urban agriculture

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'