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"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Gardening new year's plans

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Real Estate Depression

Desk of an urban farm manager

Banksy

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

ACME Mutton Co.

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'