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Old MacDonald is a having a hard time urbanizing.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

An early space launch attempt.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Cow of BEEF

No, I don

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Free Range Employees.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

You complete me!

'Bless You.'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Can he come out and play?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Cheesie Rider

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."